It's a destination. BWAHAHAHA!!!

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sodamnrelatable:

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Wayfarer | Heartlander: scribble-scratch: Could you imagine Thor asking Jane’s parents for her...

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Could you imagine Thor asking Jane’s parents for her hand in marriage?

“YOU, SIR, HAVE A LOVELY DAUGHTER.

FAR LOVELIER IS SHE TO ME THAN ALL MAIDENS ON ASGARD.

THERE ARE MANY FINE WOMEN AND LADY WARRIORS ON ASGARD, BUT I HAVE CHOSEN YOUR DAUGHTER ABOVE ALL OF THEM.

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"Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night… then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."

- Marla Singer, Fight Club

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hayffiechallenge:

I can’t credit the awesome person who gave us this prompt because my laptop display decided to quit working and my list of prompts is on there. We are going to try and keep going as well as we can but I may not be able to replace the laptop for three weeks :(

I think I’m going to end up forgetting about my vow to NOT WRITE fanfiction until I take my license exam. This is too good to pass up. Oh, the temptation. I love Hayffie too much.

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The Hayffie Fanworks Challenge: Prompt 31: The Language of Flowers by il-frod

hayffiechallenge:

Title: Poppy

Rating: T

Summary: Haymitch did not like flowers but he did not understand their significance, either.

Prompt: #31 The Language of flowers

In a lovely crystalline vase by the window, its slender stem rested; a lone paper-thin blossom of blood red, with veins…

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