Narrator: The Ghost of Sparta has been called by Athena to accomplish a harrowing quest…
Kratos: ATHENA!!! What treachery is this?
Athena: It is your mission, Ghost of Sparta, to defeat the Italian plumber and his brother in a perilous game of Mario Karts.
Kratos: I grow weary of the gods’ requests. I want my revenge!
Athena: But the only way you can have your revenge is if you serve the gods.
Athena sends Kratos spiraling down to the Rainbow Track.
Athena: *distant voice* Good luck, Ghost of Sparta.
Yeah, yeah, I know it totally sucks but I had fun. So YEAH!